Scott: "Hey, guys, I need to take a dump."
Me: "Dude, we're in the middle of nowhere. There isn't a bathroom anywhere near here."
Scott: "No problem, I'll just go in the woods."
We all stop, and Scott goes tromping off into the bushes and trees.
Shawn: "Does anyone have a camera?"
Rob: "Yeah, I do."
Shawn goes tromping off into the bushes, carrying the camera.
Scott (in the distance, yelling): "Hey, get away from me you pervert!!!"
Shawn comes walking back, grinning.
Scott comes back a few minutes later, griping about how his friends don't respect him.
Later, we develop the picture. It is very blurry, but if you know what you're looking for, you can see Scott, without shorts, squatting down and holding onto a tree branch. If you don't know what to look for, it could just as well be a picture of Sasquatch, or space aliens. Luckily for Scott, Shawn wasn't taking very good pictures that day.
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